Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention, please

Though I abandoned this site without regret, and was, in all honesty, glad to be rid of it, and on occasion had wished it a more physical form allowing for me to either burn it to the ground or with explosives of some kind blow it to smithereens I have (after being strenuously persuaded) opened up another newer shop (as it were) in a place not yet spoiled by the rotting of the unchangeable past.

If you care to, please, join me there

THE INSTITUTE

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your pal,

The President and Founder

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UNTHINKABLE

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“What is the meaning of it, Watson? said Holmes solemnly as he laid down the paper. “What object is served by this circle of misery and violence and fear? It must tend to some end, or else our universe is ruled by chance, which is unthinkable. But what end? There is the great standing perennial problem to which human reason is as far from an answer as ever.”

– Sherlock Holmes

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called to account

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The Flight of The Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane No. 2

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There were (frighteningly) more than a few (persons) who after seeing the short film ‘The Flight of The Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane’ so completely lost it (way beyond going ‘ape shit’) that they made threats upon my life should I not immediately make another film on the same subject matter. So, in order to not die, I did.

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The Flight of The Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane

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Many of you, too many to count (truth be told), went absolutely bonkers over The President and Founder’s ‘Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane’ which was based on a traditional design known to anyone worth knowing across this great globe of ours.

Well, now (for the first time ever) you can see the Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane (made with love by The President and Founder) take flight (not above the highest height, but darn close) and finally achieve for yourselves, just as you’d always dreamed, moving past the agonizing boredom of ‘going bonkers’ and into the difficult to reach, but worth every sacrifice to get there, ‘going full on ape shit’.

So, what are you waiting for? Get to it!

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Break on through to the other side

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The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

– Friedrich Nietzsche

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Homemade Hot Cakes

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‘Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?’

– George Carlin

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Really, George? Are you seriously asking? Man, I’d always had a sneaking suspicion you were a stinky hippy. Thanks for taking all doubt from my mind.

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Hand Folded Paper Aëroplane by The President and Founder

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May your heart soar and your dreams take flight high above the highest height

– Anonymous

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Hand folded paper aëroplane, 2015, based on a traditional design  (Inkjet print paper, 24 pound, 96 brightness, 8.5 x 11 inches)

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Watch the short film that I had to wake up really super early for three days in a row to make

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“This is going to be the coolest thing ever”

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 It is. It really is.

But, you don’t have to take my word for it, you don’t even ever (not even for a moment upon the bed of your death) be convinced in your heart of hearts or (as many no doubt will) admit (with your last breath) that it is indeed (just as I said it would be) “the coolest thing ever”.

It just simply is not required. Any small amount of transcendent power generated by your acceptance of my statement that, “this is going to be the coolest thing ever”, or even by that of your inevitable (and most likely tearful) conversion to a deep belief that I was right all along will do nothing to change anything.

It won’t. It really won’t.

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