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Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention, please

Though I abandoned this site without regret, and was, in all honesty, glad to be rid of it, and on occasion had wished it a more physical form allowing for me to either burn it to the ground or with explosives of some kind blow it to smithereens I have (after being strenuously persuaded) opened up another newer shop (as it were) in a place not yet spoiled by the rotting of the unchangeable past.

If you care to, please, join me there

THE INSTITUTE

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The President and Founder

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The Flight of The Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane

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Many of you, too many to count (truth be told), went absolutely bonkers over The President and Founder’s ‘Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane’ which was based on a traditional design known to anyone worth knowing across this great globe of ours.

Well, now (for the first time ever) you can see the Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane (made with love by The President and Founder) take flight (not above the highest height, but darn close) and finally achieve for yourselves, just as you’d always dreamed, moving past the agonizing boredom of ‘going bonkers’ and into the difficult to reach, but worth every sacrifice to get there, ‘going full on ape shit’.

So, what are you waiting for? Get to it!

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Break on through to the other side

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The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

– Friedrich Nietzsche

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Hand Folded Paper Aëroplane by The President and Founder

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May your heart soar and your dreams take flight high above the highest height

– Anonymous

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pairHand folded paper aëroplane, 2015, based on a traditional design  (Inkjet print paper, 24 pound, 96 brightness, 8.5 x 11 inches)

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Watch the short film that I had to wake up really super early for three days in a row to make

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Colonel Paul Tibbets and Crew

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If you’re going to San Fransisco

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urine

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Find out why The President and Founder is correct in thinking you are a sissy if you do not own a BB Gun

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“Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.”

– Ted Nugent

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IMG_4302The President and Founder’s very own Red Ryder BB Gun

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“Most important”

That’s what Mr. Nugent said, and who could argue it? Sure, there are some of you out there who might argue that not owning a BB Gun doesn’t mean you’re a sissy, but you can’t argue that the Red Ryder isn’t the “most important”. I mean, you could argue it, but, if you did, if you actually wanted to argue it regardless of whether or not you own a BB Gun, you are the very definition of sissy¹.

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¹ Speaking of ‘sissy’, when I was a kid we had a class in school called ‘music appreciation’ wherein on every Friday the kids were allowed to bring in an album and play one song of their choice for appreciating. It was the first and last time (until moments ago) that I heard this song from Mr. Nugent called ‘Hibernation

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“Hell’s Bells, man”!

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The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling,
For you but not for me,
And the little devils how they sing-a-ling-a-ling,
For you but not for me.
Oh death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling,
Oh grave, thy victory?
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you but not for me.

 

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“Hell’s Bells”

I exclaimed, followed quickly with, “man”, in reference to myself who was the only one there, which is, if one is familiar with the rules of this place, not at all surprising.

Why this should be I have asked myself, quietly, of course, for though no one else may be apparent there is always just outside the door, or below the window, but I cannot be bothered to look, so whispering is only prudent.

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The President and Founder’s Assistant Snaps Pic of The Evil One’s Automobile!

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Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Revelation 13:18

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The Beast has a personal parking space, and he’s driving a gas guzzler!

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