The Illimitable Ocean of Inexplicability

Tag: Movies

Evidence of an ALL CAPS ASSAULT upon Best Friend by Kanye

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“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”

Winston Churchill

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My name isn’t actually Ronald

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And please give all of the fantastic performers a big round of applause for their efforts this evening

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Ladies and Gentlemen

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consideration

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I feel for you

having to do

what’s already been done

having to sing

what’s already been sung

pushing those boundaries

and still

nowhere to go

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poet

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Ask and ye shall receive

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I asked the man at the record store “If you see a copy of the soundtrack for 8 1/2 I want it” He said “If I see it I’ll put it on the wall for you”.  Today, it was there

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Thursday July 24, 2014 7:38 P.M. Pacific Standard Time

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Brad-Pitt

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I just

Called Brad Pitt

Pit stop

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By their own bootstraps

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junkie

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It scares me just to think about it

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Ripped from various posts made on this very site!

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A story that has the potential to be told!

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It will make you want to go back to school and study Poetization!

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It will have you wearing a shirt with the aphorism ‘Carpe Poetization’  on it!

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You’ll enjoy the part when he’s all sweaty and bleeding and says to the bad guys “I will Poetize properly”!

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HOSTILITY AND ILL-TREATMENT

One Man’s Fight for Proper Poetiztion in a World Gone Mad

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Internationally acclaimed (and beloved) Master of Poetization, Jack Horrorchild may be the only person left in the world that can Poetize properly. When The President and Founder and some of Horrorchild’s supposed fans slip him a mickey and accuse him publically of dating a woman who seems “creepily human”, an era of anti-poetization is unleashed. Horrorchild barely escapes from The Institute in search of other practitioners of Poetization. And suddenly, out of the blue, completely unexpectedly, a once benign existence is targeted by The President and Founder’s highly trained varmints who will stop at nothing to end Horrorchild’s incessant Poetizing. A Poetizer turned fugitive, Horrorchild makes a solemn promise to bring to light anyone who ever mentioned, even in passing, that he may have dated a woman thought to be “creepily human”. It’s a really important mission that brings him into extremely close proximity with the super frightening hostility and ill treatment that has the intention of causing serious harm to all those who are at all interested in Proper Poetization.

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Across 110th Street

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The Satellite has been located

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I found it! Accidentally, but I did find it, covered in dust behind a tin of nails.

My beloved Satellite.

In celebration

Let’s watch

a classic short film

from

Slightly Varying Circumstances Films

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Spun Down and Reeled Up by Motions of the Wrist

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This is a mock-up for what would be the poster for an idea I had for a sequel to the 1987 film ‘Mannequin’ wherein Emmy (the mannequin) and Johnathan (the artist/window dresser) have a kid named Billy (he will steal your heart) who, like his Father, can see that his mom is actually a mannequin!

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Some kids have all the luck!

My Mannequin Mom

When she’s a mannequin, hijinks ensue!

 

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.While learning about ‘The Ancient World’ at school (where he is picked on by other kids) Billy learns of  his “Egyptian lineage” (through his mom the mannequin (see the original film) who gives ‘knowing’ looks, shows Billy some old jewelry, tricks bad people by momentarily turning into a mannequin, etc..etc..), and then, with the help of Anubis (the jackal-headed god of the afterlife) who (in human form) is working  in a shopping mall shoe store, finds out about a hidden treasure which is rightfully his (because he’s descended from Egyptian Royalty!), and then, after battling some buffoonish criminals (and winning over the kids at school who once bullied him), he gets the treasure which allows Anubis to quit his job at the shoe store, and also get his Father (who it is suggested may have a drinking problem) back his window dresser job, after the computer (the Window Dresser 2000) that stole his job at the beginning of the film is exposed as being not only evil but pathetically inept at dressing a window properly, and so, is fired and then thrown into the alley where a homeless man is possessed by its evilness leaving open the possibility for future hijinks.

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