The Illimitable Ocean of Inexplicability

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Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention, please

Though I abandoned this site without regret, and was, in all honesty, glad to be rid of it, and on occasion had wished it a more physical form allowing for me to either burn it to the ground or with explosives of some kind blow it to smithereens I have (after being strenuously persuaded) opened up another newer shop (as it were) in a place not yet spoiled by the rotting of the unchangeable past.

If you care to, please, join me there

THE INSTITUTE

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your pal,

The President and Founder

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“What is the meaning of it, Watson? said Holmes solemnly as he laid down the paper. “What object is served by this circle of misery and violence and fear? It must tend to some end, or else our universe is ruled by chance, which is unthinkable. But what end? There is the great standing perennial problem to which human reason is as far from an answer as ever.”

– Sherlock Holmes

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NOTICE

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The Flight of The Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane No. 2

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There were (frighteningly) more than a few (persons) who after seeing the short film ‘The Flight of The Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane’ so completely lost it (way beyond going ‘ape shit’) that they made threats upon my life should I not immediately make another film on the same subject matter. So, in order to not die, I did.

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The Flight of The Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane

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Many of you, too many to count (truth be told), went absolutely bonkers over The President and Founder’s ‘Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane’ which was based on a traditional design known to anyone worth knowing across this great globe of ours.

Well, now (for the first time ever) you can see the Hand Folded Paper Aeroplane (made with love by The President and Founder) take flight (not above the highest height, but darn close) and finally achieve for yourselves, just as you’d always dreamed, moving past the agonizing boredom of ‘going bonkers’ and into the difficult to reach, but worth every sacrifice to get there, ‘going full on ape shit’.

So, what are you waiting for? Get to it!

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Break on through to the other side

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The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

– Friedrich Nietzsche

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Hand Folded Paper Aëroplane by The President and Founder

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May your heart soar and your dreams take flight high above the highest height

– Anonymous

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pairHand folded paper aëroplane, 2015, based on a traditional design  (Inkjet print paper, 24 pound, 96 brightness, 8.5 x 11 inches)

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Watch the short film that I had to wake up really super early for three days in a row to make

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“This is going to be the coolest thing ever”

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 It is. It really is.

But, you don’t have to take my word for it, you don’t even ever (not even for a moment upon the bed of your death) be convinced in your heart of hearts or (as many no doubt will) admit (with your last breath) that it is indeed (just as I said it would be) “the coolest thing ever”.

It just simply is not required. Any small amount of transcendent power generated by your acceptance of my statement that, “this is going to be the coolest thing ever”, or even by that of your inevitable (and most likely tearful) conversion to a deep belief that I was right all along will do nothing to change anything.

It won’t. It really won’t.

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Colonel Paul Tibbets and Crew

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Box of Drawin’s (Pronounced: ‘Boksadrons’)

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When the strong box contains no more both friends and flatterers shun the door.

– Plutarch

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I have no idea who this, ‘Plutarch’, is, but, I can tell you he’s no Daniel (pronounced: Dan’l) Boone.

Daniel Boone was a man,
Yes, a big man!
And he fought for America
To make all Americans free!
What a Boone, what a do-er,
What a dream come-er true-er was he!

And, as anyone with a lick of sense could see, there aren’t too may like that around, not in this day and age. Definitely none with the name ‘Plutarch’. Lawd sakes I bet that kid got a whoopin’ daily on some rock strewn Greek playground, and (furthermore), truth be told (because why bother otherwise), he probably had it coming. I mean, anyone who goes around belly aching about no one coming for a visit when the strongbox is empty would no doubt not be above begging for a ‘fist sandwich’.

Honestly, I wouldn’t even mention this low life scum except there wasn’t a decent box quote to be found anywhere within the vastness of cyberspace. There were a few about Pandora’s Box that I thought might kick ass, unfortunately they more like sucked ass if you know what I’m saying, and, actually, even if you don’t. Because something’s tendency to suck ass has absolutely nothing to do with your ability to understand it or even know it exists for that matter. It’s just part of God’s plan. Some things ( He decided (for whatever reason)) are meant to suck ass (forever and ever amen).

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