The Illimitable Ocean of Inexplicability

Tag: Art Linkletter

Canyon Pete and who?!

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The Devil

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That’s right, the Devil. Satan to some, a bad motherfu**er to most, and the Prince of the power of the air to a select few well versed in ancient rituals. He’s here, but Canyon Pete ain’t scared one bit, though the Devil has some choice word for him.

Lookout, Canyon!!

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canyonpetedevCanyon Pete and Billy©∞

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As you may already understand this episode of Canyon Pete and Billy©∞ is different than those that came before because Billy has been replaced by the Devil. Or has he? Could it be that the Devil is simply Billy in a clever disguise attempting to trick his old friend Canyon Pete? There’s no way of telling right now, perhaps in the future some small amount of light shall shine forth and finally give us the answers we seek.

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This will help you with things

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and by that I mean

 

You know, things¹.

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canyonpeteadvice² Canyon Pete and Billy©∞

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¹ anything that is or may become an object of thought
or perhaps
a fact, circumstance, or state of affairs
maybe even
some entity, object, or creature that is not or cannot be specifically designated or precisely described
 
 
² based on personal observation, case study reports, or random investigations rather than systematic scientific evaluation
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What makes you angry?

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I mean, really angry

So angry, in fact, that you resort to using coarse language. There are times when we all (c’mon, admit it) want to cuss somebody out for a stupid remark they’ve made, or a political belief they’ve mentioned, or a favorite team they’re rooting for. Now, I’m not saying the use of profanity is right, or that it resolves conflicts, but you know as well as I there are those out there who have it coming. Take this instance below as an example.

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canyonpetelyndonCanyon Pete and Billy©∞

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Lyndon Baines Johnson, a bad President, WTF¹!! Whether or not you agree with the above statement about “Bullshit Johnson”², you can totally understand the reaction of, “Go fuck yourself” if you were really into Johnson as a President. However, it can cause difficulties if you go around telling people to go fuck themselves, possibly resulting in being shit canned, kicked to the curb, or just punched in the eye. That is why I am providing the special cartoon below which allows you to imagine what ever you want to respond to with a heartfelt ‘Go fuck yourself’ without the danger.

Enjoy!

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canyonpeteimagineCanyon Pete and Billy©∞

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¹ What the fuck
 
² Lyndon Baines Johnson’s nickname

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new information

 

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windows

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the bible

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