Box of Drawin’s (Pronounced: ‘Boksadrons’)

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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When the strong box contains no more both friends and flatterers shun the door.

– Plutarch

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boksadrons

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I have no idea who this, ‘Plutarch’, is, but, I can tell you he’s no Daniel (pronounced: Dan’l) Boone.

Daniel Boone was a man,
Yes, a big man!
And he fought for America
To make all Americans free!
What a Boone, what a do-er,
What a dream come-er true-er was he!

And, as anyone with a lick of sense could see, there aren’t too may like that around, not in this day and age. Definitely none with the name ‘Plutarch’. Lawd sakes I bet that kid got a whoopin’ daily on some rock strewn Greek playground, and (furthermore), truth be told (because why bother otherwise), he probably had it coming. I mean, anyone who goes around belly aching about no one coming for a visit when the strongbox is empty would no doubt not be above begging for a ‘fist sandwich’.

Honestly, I wouldn’t even mention this low life scum except there wasn’t a decent box quote to be found anywhere within the vastness of cyberspace. There were a few about Pandora’s Box that I thought might kick ass, unfortunately they more like sucked ass if you know what I’m saying, and, actually, even if you don’t. Because something’s tendency to suck ass has absolutely nothing to do with your ability to understand it or even know it exists for that matter. It’s just part of God’s plan. Some things ( He decided (for whatever reason)) are meant to suck ass (forever and ever amen).

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