Find out why The President and Founder is correct in thinking you are a sissy if you do not own a BB Gun

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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“Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.”

– Ted Nugent

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IMG_4302The President and Founder’s very own Red Ryder BB Gun

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“Most important”

That’s what Mr. Nugent said, and who could argue it? Sure, there are some of you out there who might argue that not owning a BB Gun doesn’t mean you’re a sissy, but you can’t argue that the Red Ryder isn’t the “most important”. I mean, you could argue it, but, if you did, if you actually wanted to argue it regardless of whether or not you own a BB Gun, you are the very definition of sissy¹.

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¹ Speaking of ‘sissy’, when I was a kid we had a class in school called ‘music appreciation’ wherein on every Friday the kids were allowed to bring in an album and play one song of their choice for appreciating. It was the first and last time (until moments ago) that I heard this song from Mr. Nugent called ‘Hibernation

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