The President and Founder’s Assistant Snaps Pic of The Evil One’s Automobile!
by illimitableoceanofinexplicability
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Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
Revelation 13:18
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The Beast has a personal parking space, and he’s driving a gas guzzler!
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That car is the size of a modest flat in some countries. Sick, sick, sick. No, hanging on…six, six six. But what was the number plate? And if the Beast has a personal parking space, does he also have a personal trainer?
– s.u.o.t.c.y
That is precisely why The Dark Lord chooses to spend most of his time (which is eternity) in the Good Old U.S. of A.. Who wouldn’t? you probably ask, and, anyone not lying to you would answer, “Losers”.
The plate is probably of the ‘vanity’ sort. Something obnoxious most likely like ‘bestever’ or ‘supremeldr’.
Yes, Michael is his personal trainer. Used to be Jesus, but, Jesus is a lazy hippie.
-Humble Servant