Would you hurt a fly?
by illimitableoceanofinexplicability
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Well, would you?
Answer honestly now. Would you hurt a fly? I’m going to tell you unequivocally that I would not, but, please, do not let that affect your answer. Just because I would, even possibly under the threat of my own death, refuse to ever cause a fly even the slightest discomfort does not mean that you should deny the murderous rage you feel toward them. So, go on, admit that you sometimes wish for, and with swatter in hand attempt to bring about the complete extinction of the flies. You’ll feel better if you do.
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Says the ‘Lord of the Flies’ ( the bug-eye sunglasses give it away fly-boy!)
So.
Think on.
– sonmi upon the Cloud having a word with all the flies about the vomiting and pooing business they get up to all the time, and how it’s no way to gain friends.