Your Mother!

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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your mother 1

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Act I

Scene I

Enter The Floating Head and Wilson near a lamp post in a park

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The Floating Head: Your Mother stinks

Wilson: Does She? I hadn’t noticed.

The Floating Head: Well, take my word for it, she does.

Wilson: Hmm, really? Strange, I’ve never noticed an odor about her. How would you describe it?

The Floating Head: Like barf

Wilson: Barf, you say? That is a most unfortunate stench for dear mother to be giving off. I will have to inform her immediately.  Thank you and good day.

The Floating Head: Yeah, you do that. Bye.

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