It has recently been brought to my attention

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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missing

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And, as such I am now bringing it to your attention. That is, that I have been, for some time, missing. It’s true, you can check for yourself, if you like, or simply take my word for it. To be honest it matters very little to me for I am aware of what has taken place because I was there when it all happened. Now I am here. Amongst you all again, and soon to return with more of the explanations you so sorely depend on me for.

Until then,

The President and Founder

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