She Couldn’t Understand My Love Of The Dixon Ticonderoga HB #2 Pencil Until I Explained It To Her With The Aid Of Profanity

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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What follows is an actual description about my feelings (expressed to an acquaintance who happens to be female) regarding a pencil and as such it is both raw and real which are two things many of you honestly cannot deal with and so should go hide away from real life somewhere instead of going any further.

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It’s the (motherfuckin’) world’s best

HB #2

Dixon Ticonderoga

Bitch

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