GREAT SIGNS AND WONDERS: (The Inaugural Post)

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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“Unless you people see signs and wonders,” The President and Founder told him, “you will never believe.”

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WHAT IS IT?

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‘GREAT SIGNS AND WONDERS’ is an exciting new series of posts you’ll only be able to find here on what has long been a favorite site of folks who like to take into consideration all manner of things there is every possible chance they wouldn’t have had they not visited.

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HOW DOES IT WORK?

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In the ‘GREAT SIGNS AND WONDERS’ posts a digital image (lovingly composed by The President and Founder) will be presented and it’s significance explained, though, no guarantees are made about your ability to understand.

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WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

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It’s not actually sorcery at all. If you remember a while back I mentioned having been born (like my great grandmother before me) with a caul which, according to some (who’d most likely know), gives the person born with it visions of things most don’t see, such as, in the case of my great grandmother, the ability to foresee train wrecks.

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ARE YOU READY?

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For your sake, I sure hope so, though in the grand scheme of things it hardly matters as the signs and wonders will continue whether you are or not for it has been ordained. Yes, that’s right, you read that correctly, IT HAS BEEN ORDAINED (motherfucker)!

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BIRD FLYING OVER CHINATOWN

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chinabirdIf you feel some small gnawing fear at the prospect of going on stop here and know the true meaning I reveal to you alone that the bird which did and does (for you) now fly over Chinatown represents the soul, or, the eternal spirit (whichever you prefer), of man soaring above, but not abandoning, his past in order to face the unknown future boldly

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ONE

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Struck dumb is what I was and would be for a time lacking any need for exact measurement for it was a moment experienced by those there as to last forever and over in an instant leaving us reeling unaware as to why and incapable of describing it in any but stuttered words punctuated throughout with the ums and ahs so commonly spoken now in what many pray are the last days, but are, I’m afraid, simply mistaken and wishfully thinking aware as they are that the license to freely claim the dog has eaten the homework expired some time ago.

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IN CONCLUSION

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It had been (then) what was least expected even for me who had known it was coming (and made announcements of such to all that would listen), but having been busy with other things (that is, as the dictionary defines: “an object that one need not, cannot, or does not wish to give a specific name to”) forgot all about it and instead remembered vaguely at a point later as if recalling some dream from nights before when due to a very violent storm I did not sleep well at all but lay there for a length of time (I felt no need to measure) considering a wide range of options available to me.

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