Do not ye call me ‘Wizard’ for I have attained my skill through great effort and not by the influencing of supernatural forces!

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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Many, weak of mind and spirit as they be, see Pinball only as a game of chance that if its mastery be desired one would have as their only recourse to apply to the dark forces that do hold up supernatural powers in exchange for eternal souls. However, while many do take this route, well traveled as it is, and pathetically lazy as they are, I (at great personal danger, due to the anger of demons and the like) have taken the path forsaken by all but those few who throughout the ages of man are called ‘Hero’, and today, as I do every Saturday, make promise to venture forth into dark arcades filled with the howling of those banshees of Rock and Roll for the purpose of putting down any and all practitioners of the abominable arts and then, once victorious, hold up to view for this world, and the world we cannot see the ultimate power that is the learned ability to carry out a task well.

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