It freaks me out just thinking about it (even for a minute) *All new from Jack Horrorchild*

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability


“I could totally imagine what it would be like to not be me”

– The President and Founder




How many times they warned you,

and, as well, went on at length

all about the necessity of issuing said warnings,

yet, for reasons many times explained

but of no use

except to fill the eyes and the ears of those who are waiting constantly

those whose purpose is to let you know

and who

given even the slightest opportunity,

such as the proximity within which you pass them on the street, will,

leave you no choice but to duck inside a picture show

knowing well what to expect

but being surprised at last

with the inexplicably disturbing visage of myself

come to warn you.