Wouldn’t you like to do something?

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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Of course you would

Who wouldn’t? I ask you. In this day and age, what with things being the way they are and all, a person hasn’t much choice other than to do something, anything really. Doing nothing, I’m sorry to say, is no longer an option. Sure, there was a time, back in our Grandfather’s day, when it was completely acceptable to demand that someone, “Shit, or get off the pot”, but today we know it’s just not that simple. It is well understood in all societies that now, or at one time in the past did, make use a pot, or something like a pot, to shit in that the very act of consciously working toward having (i.e. taking, leaving) a shit (especially into a pot which usually does not allow for the resting of one’s ass) is actually doing a something that is, in fact, and by all accounting, a truly  indispensable action that no one has a choice but to do if they ever wish to do anything else.

So, now that we’re understood, please, feel free to bask in the glory you may very well have coming to you.

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