Limited Edition Christmas Card from The Institute ‘for those who have it coming’

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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Some have it coming.

We all know that. It may not be you, or anyone you know personally, but we all have a pretty good idea of those who have it coming. And it’s for good reason they do, very good reason.

Every year The President and Founder orders a Limited Edition Card be made in celebration of Christmas.

And, this year is no different. Think over this last year, it’s not really, is it? Different, that is. Think about it for a minute, weird, right? Anyway, this year’s Official Limited Edition Card is being sent out at this very moment to a handful of carefully chosen individuals scattered about out there beyond the secure borders of The Institute. Who they are I cannot say, but they will know who they are, and upon knowing realize they knew all along. So, for those of you, and that’s probably everyone now reading this, who will not be receiving a Limited Edition Card The President and Founder has ordered it presented for your perusal. Please, for your own sake, do not refuse His generosity.

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Each Limited Edition Card comes inside an envelope that will be addressed to the person who is supposed to receive it

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The front of the Limited Edition Card features, Baby, the star of the ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I want you to know’ film series, and ‘Jack Versus The Dragon of Uragudrar’, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas

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Inside each Limited Edition Card is a sticker (designed by The President and Founder) celebrating 2015 as ‘The Year of The Varmint Trap’, as well as a quote, selected by The President and Founder, from the classic Charles Dickens’ novella ‘ A Christmas Carol’ followed by The Official Seal of The Institute for the Study of Slightly Varying Circumstances letting the recipient know that it’s all on the up and up.

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