They’ll call it ‘The Varmint Trap Spring’

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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-OR MAYBE THEY’LL CALL IT-

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The Spring of The Varmint Trap

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-BUT-

 -MARK MY WORDS-

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Whatever they call it (I prefer ‘The Varmint Trap Spring’), they will call it, and many, possibly even you (if you know what’s what), will come running (as fast as you are able) to see for yourself the swiftness with which The Varmint Trap’s door does come down capturing once and for all that troublesome animal (humanely, of course).

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springPeople want what they want

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Year ofAnd, one of the things they’ll be wanting is this cool new sticker put out by The President and Founder and his glorious Institute for the Study of Slightly Varying Circumstances.

Take to the streets and demand one today!

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