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by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor”

– Phyllis Diller

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Oh, no, we neither want nor need a reminder of the ever approaching arrival of this loathsome American holiday which, unlike death, comes again and again constantly tormenting us, however, like death, can be denied, and actually, more easily denied than death which you can only avoid with the intercession of a supernatural being, where with the ending of Thanksgiving all you need is a coalition of the willing. Yes, just as former President George W. Bush gathered together the nations in order to utterly destroy Saddam Hussein’s evil regime, you must find others willing to help destroy this most evil of holidays. Good luck!

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