A More Traditional Varmint Trap

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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“Welcome home”

– The President and Founder

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It’s at times like these (troubling, and uncertain) that as a people we pull back from our headlong race into the future with its vague shining promises and return (like a young person coming home from college, or perhaps on leave from serving this great nation of ours in the military, or maybe back from helping people overseas, or for whatever reason you can imagine) to what we know, to what we find comfort in, to… a more traditional Varmint Trap.

So, in celebration of our return I invite all of you to post here in the comments section an account of your personal journey back to a more traditional Varmint Trap. All entries will be read by yours truly, and the winner (whoever faced the most trials and tribulations during their foolish attempt to escape the obviously better, more traditional Varmint Trap) will be mentioned in a Poem (?) written by Jack Horrorchild, Official Poet Laureate of The Institute for the Study of Slightly Varying Circumstances

Good luck

The President and Founder

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