I “Liked” my last post

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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I “Liked” my last post! That is to say, I physically “Liked” it by clicking the “Like” button. I had never done that before, “liked” one of my own posts that is. Not that I hadn’t liked most of my posts I had made in the past, though there were a few I wasn’t really pleased with, and at least a couple that if not for something that happened to me long ago I would have deleted. What’s that? Oh, the something that happened to me in the past? You want to hear about it? You sure? Okay, well, sit back, and hear tell of an event I like to make much of that happened years ago when the internet first exploded.

It was 1998, or there abouts and I was spending an inordinate amount of time in chat rooms arguing about what I liked to call “shit that doesn’t matter”. At first I wasn’t so good at it, but after a few long nights I became well known for going on and on about what at times I’d refer to as “stuff no one gives a damn about” At that time I was known as ‘Harald Tanglehair’ and not just for my unruly locks, but also because in the virtual world of written altercations I was not one you wanted to tangle with. Ha. Get it? Still funny. Funny, indeed, but, too true for some. Some who to this day no doubt still rub the sore spot on their backside that I regularly kicked with my extensive knowledge of “things no one needs to know about” that, while it never brought me fortune, it did provide the internet with one of its first legends that to this day is still spoken of with reverence within the shadowy recesses of the vast, and not wholly charted, cyber world.

Oh, well, I have forgotten where all this was going. More later I’m sure

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you pal,

The President and Founder

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