Why I am not you

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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“I need not know why I am not you to appreciate that I am not anymore than it is necessary for me to know the reason the sun is in the sky to enjoy its warmth”

– The President and Founder

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.Hi, guys!

It’s me, your old pal, The President and Founder. Sorry to have gone AWOL on you, but I’ve been hatching a plan of how to fool you into giving me money for nothing, or, if not actually nothing, then just some worthless junk. I know, a lot of you think “Wait, you’re already wealthy, why do you need to take our money”? to which I answer “Because it’s fun”.

See you later

The President and Founder

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