Just this morning

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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“Jack, is that you”?

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First, before I get started, it is important for you to remember that I wake up very early every day (including the weekend days of Saturday and Sunday considered by anyone worth asking to be the traditional “days of rest” especially Sunday which is, according to most Biblical scholars, the day on which God himself (reflexive pronoun used here for simplicity, and not as a statement about the gender of the deity in question) was said to have kicked back on after creating what is generally referred to by cosmologists as “The whole shebang” which should not be confused with, ‘the whole ball of wax’, ‘the whole nine yards’, ‘the whole box of dice’, ‘the whole shooting match’, ‘the whole enchilada’, or,  ‘the whole kit and caboodle’  about all of which phrases.org.uk  says, “none of them represents ‘wholeness’ and they have just been tacked on to ‘the whole’ to make catchy phrases.”, and so, would not obviously properly describe the universe in its entirety though, from what I’ve heard, there exists a school of thought within the very Institute, for which I am just a humble servant of, that believes the whole purpose of the universe is for the generation of catchy phrases, but, I’m afraid that’s a whole ball of wax we will have to deal with at another time for now we were in the middle of something else entirely, weren’t we ?

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