“Poetizational Freedom”

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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Many of you, to put it mildly, nearly ” lost your shit” over the last post in which we welcomed back Jack Horrorchild after his brief stay somewhere other than here, and wherein he also, quite generously may I add, treated us to a fine piece of poetization called ‘Big Trouble’.  I now want to assure you that the young men in the photo used to illustrate the poem are not the degenerates that Mr. Horrorchild suggests they are, he is simply using their appearance to artistically represent what could transpire if, in fact, the situation was as he described, which, I am sure you will agree, he does very effectively due mostly to the audience’s tendency to judge a book by its cover. So, why don’t we meet the boys, and see who they really are instead of the murderous thugs you imagined.

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On the left we have Allan, you remember, the one who attempted to convince the others to kick Jack’s ass, well, in real life he owns and operates a food cart in downtown called ‘Uga, Uga, Fire’, which serves a wide variety of excellently prepared Paleo foods, and has been wildly successful.

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In the middle is Tom, he works for a large IT company in town, enjoys model trains in his spare time, and plays Cricket on the weekends in a field along the train tracks with some of his co-workers from India.

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And, then there’s Wes. Sorry for calling you a ‘little bitch’, no hard feelings. Wes is actually a new father and a youth minister for what even he agrees is “some weird Christian sect”.  In his spare time he enjoy Renaissance Festivals, and has won ‘Best Chilli’ at the state fair for the last two years.

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