“I’m rooting for you”
– Jack Horrorchild
– Jack Horrorchild
you look ridiculous
Someone once told me that things which are far away are not really terribly small, just far away, and things very close up are not big, huge items, just close up. Wise words but I still punched him in the face.
A ‘sock in the kisser’ should be expected when one, or ‘someone’ in this instance, says something such as that.
Sadly, not everyone is willing to deliver a ‘fist sandwich’ when a situation calls for it. Thank you for being one to do so.
-The President and Founder
It’s good to be appreciated. *bows* My catering skills are second to none in certain areas.
Reading back, I feel I should point out that I am not inferring that my skills lie in what you describe as ‘fist sandwiching’. *Makes an elegant and timely departure stage left*.
Skillfully or not, I cannot say having only heard of the incident second hand. It is very possible that if a sandwich of any kind were delivered on that day it would be described as more of the ‘knuckle’ variety with or without you having ever received any training in such delivery or even condoning delivery under any circumstance but the most dire.
Well said. A knuckle sandwich is much leaner than a fist sandwich, the latter served at parties I do not frequent, the former always handy to carry in the pocket for emergencies.
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