I have the right to make suggestions about what should be done, dammit!

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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WARNING!

Jack goes kinda crazy with his poetizing in this post, so, if you are kindhearted, or have a heart condition, or, etcetera etcetera, you may want to think twice before continuing on into what very well may be a psychically disturbing collection of words, but, if you do decide to read it, and, that’s a choice you alone will have to make, and also, alone suffer the consequences that could include nightmares, inability to sleep, loss of appetite, bowel irritation, etcetera etcetera, do not take it personally as he (Jack Horrorchild, Official Poet Laureate) is most likely just ‘blowin’ off some steam’ which, by the way, comes from the old days when steam engines were in general use, and you’d see steam a lot in your daily travels perhaps, though I wasn’t there and have no way of knowing this for sure except for researching it which I’m not about to do for this post.

enjoy

but don’t say

I didn’t warn you

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didn't you

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Didn’t you

shut the hell up

Yeah

I used it before

and

I’ll use it again

over and over

again

like

the Swedish band

Morgana Lefay did

on their album

aberrations of the mind

or

Buck Owens and the Buckaroos

did

as a B-side

for christ sake

and

if you really have such a great memory

then

(yes, I said, THEN!)

it won’t knock you on your ass

when I add

the coup de grace

of

Doris Day

singing

the

Rodgers and Hart song

from the film

Billy Rose’s Jumbo

will it?

well

will it

asshole?

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poet

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