The Illimitable Ocean of Inexplicability

Month: August, 2014

twas but…

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(moonscape silences with intermittent drum beats concealed behind moist vegetation blocking the way of all but those who would in violence hack it away)

-He enters (face shadowed, cape flowing-

Twas but a moment ago, dear child, that I did come upon these apples whose relationship spelt out certain truths that I, alone did divine as is my curse to do so,  and then hold them forth, though the dragons breath laid heavy upon my neck their many sharp teeth brushing the hairs so lightly that I should laugh as an insane man laughs while reading newspaper articles backward in the park at the 6th hour (as the Hebrews called it) so that the nakedness of it would cause all but a few to turn in fear!

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It ain’t easy

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Well all the people have got their problems
That ain’t nothing new

– David Bowie

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Let me tell you right up front that I do not usually associate myself with known drug users, or purveyors of the Rock and Roll lifestyle that has ruined so many of our young people, however, in this instance, under these circumstances, I have used a quote from someone guilty of both those things. I know many of you are asking “Why, Jack Horrorchild, why”?, and I tell you this, he is absolutely correct. People do have problems, always have, probably always will, though I have no way to know this for sure, and would never dream of visiting a psychic, or astrologer in order to find out due to the peril my soul would be in as a result. With that said I’d like you to take a moment to read about my problems which, while not new, have yet to be addressed in any meaningful way up until now.

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“Hello, I’m part of the leisure class”

How does that make you feel? Angry, scared? Do you want to lash out at the person merely because they live very well without any need for employment? Do you want to “rough them up” simply because they have what you may refer to as “fuck all” to do? It doesn’t surprise me that you do, many people feel this way all across the world, I know, I’ve experienced it first hand, I’m part of the Leisure Class.

I wasn’t always a part of the Leisure Class, at one time, years and years ago, I had a job for nearly a whole year. So, believe me when I tell you I understand the trials and tribulations of working people, however, I must admonish those of your kind for their bigoted treatment of those who live better than they do without having to earn a living. You must stop it. I know it is difficult to get over your feelings of anger and inadequacy, but you must take into consideration how the idle rich are constantly being attacked simply for being, well, idle and rich. Is that fair? Of course not. And so, I recommend that from this day forth you no longer call them the idle rich, or trust fund kids, or whatever other derogatory term you use, and instead refer to them as “Freetimers”.

“Freetimers”, it has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Wouldn’t you like to be a Freetimer? Sure you would, unfortunately, the chances of you becoming one are what some would call “slim to nil”, but, and this is the cool part, even if you aren’t a Freetimer, you can be a Freetimer ally. How could I ever help Freetimers? You may ask yourself, well it’s simple, keep working. That’s it, that’s all, and, don’t be a bigot, check yourself when you have bad thoughts about people who live better than you without the need of labor of any kind, and, speak out when others use offensive names such as ‘trust fund kids’, tell them “NO, I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SAYING THOSE AWFUL WORDS, THEY ARE CALLED FREETIMERS, AND THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US AND THEM IS THAT THEY DON’T HAVE TO SLAVE AWAY NIGHT AND DAY JUST TO SCRAPE BY, YOU’RE REALLY GOING TO HATE SOMEONE JUST FOR THAT?  YOU’RE PATHETIC”!

Thank you

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On this day in Institute History

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“I don’t have time for your nonsense”

– The President and Founder

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Many mistakenly believe when reading the above quote from The Institute’s President and Founder that he does not have time for nonsense of any kind, when, in fact, it is only the nonsense of the person he is addressing that he does not have time for. This is not to say that under other circumstances he would not have time for that same exact nonsense, or another nonsense similar to it, but only at that one time, and in that one place did he not have the time required to fully appreciate the nonsense being offered.

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I am no longer surprised by how much you like me

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“When folks like my posts it’s like “Oh, the earth has once more revolved around the sun, big whoop”

– The President and Founder

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Many people, probably a lot actually, expect me to act as if it is somehow strange when people go absolutely gaga over one of my posts hitting the like button over and over thinking maybe somehow they can like it more than once, as if you could like anything more than once, but they keep at it anyway, click, click, clicking the like button, some even starting whole new blogs in order to like my posts again and again. These people are definitely bonkers, yet it doesn’t mean I can’t sympathize with their plight. I often imagine how cool it would be not to be me and then get to meet me, and talk about stuff. Our conversation would go on and on until I (the I I would like to meet) couldn’t take listening to my endless droning on about nonsense for one more minute, and so, have no choice but to remove me physically from the property.

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The myth of the “far from perfect” ladder

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Jay Levine has a radical need to write garbage article for CBS

Hi, everybody

usually I tried to avoid bullshit like this article from Jay Levine, but it is such crap I just had to share it

here’s the whole article if you want

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/08/27/kirk-passports-enable-homegrown-terrorist-to-travel-freely/#comments

From the end of the article titled

“Kirk: Passports Enable Homegrown Terrorist To Travel Freely”

Senator Kirk, a longtime naval intelligence officer, says monitoring the internet is critical.

“Ever alert FBI focused on social media, watching for Americans who might have ties to ISIS and feel a radical need to kill their fellow Americans,” Kirk said.

McCain was issued a passport in November of last year. By May of this year, he was overseas tweeting from his account @iamthetooth under the name Duale Khalid.

How he hooked up with the ISIS terrorists isn’t clear, but he may have been predicting his fate when he tweeted.

“Ya Allah when it’s my time to go have mercy on my soul have mercy on my bros.”

But it is clear that he and James Foley’s executioner, with his distinctive British accent, aren’t alone among westerners over there, westerners with passports which give them the right to come and go, making that tweet of a note in Arabic photographed along Michigan Avenue frightening.

“Once you have that passport you can come and go from the United States at will,” said Kirk.

And that’s the scary part, Westerners, Americans, Chicagoans, integral part of terrorist organizations overseas, free to come home to wreak the same kind of havoc which has turned parts of the worst into a continuous warzone.

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.Yes, it actually says “Turned parts of the worst”.

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If you won’t support me financially (all new! from The President and Founder!)

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Since you won’t support me financially

you could always pray for me,

or send out positive vibrations,

or whatever it is you do for people

you really have no interest in actually helping.

Thanks.

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