A Scale Model of “Where I Saw It”

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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“Some people just will not be convinced by anything less than a scale model”

– The President and Founder

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It’s not “their” fault really. In this day and age who could blame them. What with all the crackpots and charlatans making claims about this and that there just is, as The President and Founder himself says with regularity, “no telling”. Yet, should “you” abandon every foolish belief you hold dear, cast aside all your pitiful hopes and dreams, simply because of a few “bad apples”? The President and Founder says you shouldn’t, and that’s good enough for most everyone, but, if you want to go your own way, then, good luck to you, but, don’t come crying, filthy and exhausted, your feet cut to shreds by the broken pieces of all you thought you knew shattered on the ground, because all you’ll get is the rest of us standing there with our arms folded and heads shaking, and maybe even a few tsk-tsks, or even, tut-tuts from those in the crowd more disgusted than the rest.

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This is truly a scale model. I should know, I saw it there, and then built it myself. What could I possibly gain by using incorrect measurements? I ask you, who would benefit?

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