What did you do?

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability




Dang, man!

You’re lucky I don’t Polk you in the eye

someone should Knox you down I think

Ha ha

Get it?

Polk is your last name

and Knox

is your middle name

I got nothing for James

I’da called ya Jimmy though

or Jimbo

You weren’t too bad

not as bad

as ol’ bullshit Johnson

you were way into

that whole Manifest destiny thing

which is cool

got us California

which is where eventually

there would be Hollywood

and people living there

would make movies


Nicole Kidman


you’re alright

in my book