We’re a little “Jack Horrorchild mad”, and, why not?

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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The guy is a phenomena! Not since Larry Hagman brought to life the character of J.R. Ewing on the hit television show ‘Dallas’ has the public gone as bonkers as this, and Jack Horrorchild hasn’t even ever been shot! Not yet anyway, though there is a constant danger of it from forces that would rather he not go around “Poeterizing”¹ the people like he does. But you and I know nothing will stop him, nothing can stop him, he’s

Jack Horrorchild!

(for gosh sakes)

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poeterize

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¹ The word “Poeterizing” is owned exclusively by The Institute for the Study of Slightly Varying Circumstances, and the act of “Poeterizing” is only permissible for those trained by Jack Horrorchild, Official Institute Poet Laureate and Poeterizer. Furthermore, the disastrous results incurred due to unauthorized Poeterizing is all your fault.

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“Poeterizing the people is a good thing, man, a good, good thing”

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– Jack Horrorchild

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best wishes

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