Why not consider the circumstances?

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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I mean it. What possible reason could you have for not doing so?

This weekend you there in America will be celebrating Independence day, eating hot dogs, watching fireworks, getting weepy about people defending freedom, but I think it wouldn’t be difficult for you, say waking up before everyone else (the first rays of the sun dancing on the morning dew) and finding a comfy spot (soft over stuffed pillows, a cat snuggled up against your leg purring softly) with your laptop or iPad, and a beverage (caffeinated or not whichever you prefer, it’s up to you, makes no difference to me), and really read carefully (perhaps even taking notes) all of the circumstances I have laid out for you. There have been others who have done it, or so they have claimed, so, you wouldn’t be the first, but you would be in a very select group of people, and that’s kind of cool. Just thinking that only you and some guy in Pittsburgh, and a lady in Glendale are the only one’s to ever have accomplished a complete examination of the circumstances, wow, that’s neat. So do it, go click on the name with the thing and start reading. Go on.

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You don’t have to be celebrating the Independence of the greatest country the world has ever known to enjoy the circumstances, why heck, you could even be a subject of the Queen. Your shackles should not impede your ability to read, as long as the despotic regime you live under hasn’t yet banned reading completely.

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