The thing in front of the wainscoting

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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Don’t bother mentioning it to anyone. They never would believe a word of it. Take it from me. For years I’ve been trying (mightily) to inform those in charge, those who make the decisions, that this thing is there, that it is there all the time, that it has stained (horribly, with unknown dark liquid) the wainscoting, and will not budge an inch in order to allow the workmen to repaint the section that  is now ruined.

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The above painting of ‘The thing in front of the wainscoting’ is not now, and never will be “for sale” (as you people like to say) in either its original (highly prized) form or as a ‘print’ produced through digital means, whether that be from the “liquid which is squirted”, or in some other way of which I am blessedly uninformed.

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