Who’s continually contemplating the unessential accompaniments now, motherfuckers?

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability


I guess that would be me

an explanatory poem


The President and Founder



The profanity

probably isn’t necessary

I just wanted you to covet my new shirt

you know


the thing is

it has long been a hobby of mine

to get people

anyone really

it doesn’t matter who

to break

at least one

of the ten


yesterday I got this old man to say

God, damn it

boy did he turn red

when I laughed and pointed

at him


nyah nyah

you broke a commandment

you old fool!

I really got him good

Maybe you’re next

you best

watch yourself!