People really seem to dig this whole supernatural entities battling thing, so, here now, for all you cats out there looking for a groove, I give you: How sweet the Name of Jesus sounds in a believer’s ear! It soothes his sorrows, heals his wounds, and drives away his fear.

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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Tell that to this poor creature, Mr. John Newton! Looks like it could really use some soothing right about now. Some devil, no doubt, has taken up permanent residency inside this sad animals intestines and has decided they’re not roomy enough! Hold on a minute there, you detestable demon, you sickeningly evil imp, this animal isn’t your personal Holiday Inn Express! There’s no free breakfast here! Oh, no, don’t you try floating off with him like he was some infernal hot air balloon. This creature’s no Graf Zeppelin, no Hindenburg, though if you insist on continuing with these shenanigans you will be brought down in flames with my voice echoing in your ears,  “Oh, the humanity”, for all eternity. So, be gone with you! Get back to earth and on that long winding road to perdition, and I command you to not ever stop, that is, unless you, you know, you absolutely have to, and then, only at a designated rest stop, please, and yes, OK,  if you’re tired you can nap, but only for an hour, no longer, I mean it, this sort of tomfoolery will not be tolerated!

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