The use of roshambo for the settling of disputes such as the choosing of one of a possible two outcomes by entities of a supernatural, or otherworldy aspect, is greatly underestimated in occult literature

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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It’s 100% true

There are documented cases

for instance

There was (at one time) a small girl child(extremely cute, a little firecracker of a rambunctious tot) and her Grandfather (who was very, very old, probably in his nineties, ancient) who always had the most fun together, laughing, and stuff, and other things, until, as we all know will happen (but are unclear on how sensible some of the reasons assigned as to why), THE LORD decided he wanted Grandpa to come stay with him, and so put an end to all the fun, leaving the small girl child alone and sad, terribly, terribly sad, almost inconsolable really. Well, being that THE LORD is one of those trust fund kids, kind of irresponsible and all “holier than thou” acting, it was left up to these two, um, uh, angels, yes, angels to work out whether or not Grandpa would be allowed a weekly haunting of that little whipper snapper of a cute girl child, also known as his one and only Grandchild. No one seems to know what the outcome of the angel’s game of roshambo was.

The End

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