Presenting: The Portable Record Player Project (Yellow Booklet Edition)

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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Yellow Booklets

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Evidence sufficient to establish a thing as true

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.Who, other than myself, hasn’t, from time to time (during interludes of idle reflection), imagined themselves walking along the rain soaked streets of a moderately sized American urban center, either with a close confidant intently engaged in conversation on the interesting aspects of being alive, or, arm in arm with a lover lost in the moment, blind to any and all others, not a care in the world, until, then, as if hit with a lightning bolt from the arsenal of Zeus, in the corner of an eye, a brief glimpse, a flash of yellow. There! What’s that? A Yellow Booklet? A Yellow Booklet! How utterly strange. Unusual indeed. Quite queer this, this book titled ‘The Portable Record Player Project’, and who’s this? How bizarre! If it were not perceived by my own eyes I would hardly believe it!  The Institute for the Study of Slightly Varying Circumstance? Stranger and stranger, my dear, how far we have fallen down that proverbial rabbit hole. But, no worries, all is well, we have landed firmly on our feet, and there is nothing to be gained in looking up to from whence we came and will never return the same, so, let us, you and I, hand in hand, head forth to see

what

there is

to see.

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Turn the pages

carefully now

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possessing sound

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The audible vibrational disturbance

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1087 feet per second at sea level

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Composed of frequencies within the range of hearing

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The oscillation of pressure

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Affected by the motion of the medium

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The undesirable component that obscures a wanted signal

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The amount of irritation is not solely a function of the volume

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Found in the same environment with a change in meaning

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Undulations in the groove

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