The (once thought lost) Red Couch Diaries

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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Tis true those waters under the bridge run too cold and dark for any skinny dipping¹, though there have been some who, wanting desperately to check off another activity on their ‘bucket list’², have come to a miserable end, and been spoken of for some weeks after with much head shaking and looks of disappointment. Yet, this has little to nothing to do with the recent discovery³ of the famed Red Couch Diaries, which are now here once more for your listening pleasure.

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¹ the colloquial term for nude swimming

² Now this is just my opinion, and not meant to ‘change your mind’, or get you to ‘agree with me’, but, this whole ‘bucket list’ thing, and that includes the 2007 movie starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, is just bullshit.

³ The Red Couch Diaries were never lost, and so, could not have been ‘discovered’ because I hid them too well.

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