‘Wall with doorway’
Approximately 27 feet by 11 feet
2×4 pine studs and 16D nails
Each stud is set 16 inches on center and are relatively plumb
All nails driven using a hand held hammer
Hello, Jack. This is Tristan Trudell, Esq., the “Amateur Photographer” for the institute. Just wanted to let you know that I am still appreciating your work, especially “Ladies and Gentlemen, I Want You To Know.” Is Baby sort of “living through you?” Is he part of your “fragmented, unchained soul that romps free amongst the lands?”
And who is the mascot of this institute? Is it Baby, or does a more sinister character lurk behind those “cadmium curtains of truth?”
-Tristan Trudell, Esq., 20th June 2013
Tristan Trudell, Esq.,
It is, as your correspondence demonstrates, with good reason that an honorary membership in the august Institute (well regarded for its investigation of circumstances, no matter how slightly varying) was conferred upon you, but, let us not attempt to “Cause (someone) to believe something that is not true, typically in order to gain some personal advantage”, or, “to mislead by a false appearance or statement; delude: They deceived the enemy by disguising the destroyer as a freighter”, for you know, as well as I, that no photographs have been forthcoming from you, which, unfortunately has resulted in my having to get news of your doings from those ravenous Sandwich Eaters who are prone to exaggeration and not at all adverse to making things up out of whole cloth. With that said, I do wish to assure you that this in no way will lessen your standing as the only living honorary member of the Institute as I am sure that you have only been following the dictum “The most perfect day to start any job: tomorrow, the most marvelous day that was ever invented, why, there’s absolutely nothing a man can’t do, Tomorrow.”, which I heard spoken so many years ago by Opie’s hobo friend (Season 2 Episode 6 of the Andy Griffith Show) and have followed assiduously ever since.
As you are no doubt aware the sending of information over the interwebs is not at all secure, especially for someone such as myself who has several unpaid parking tickets, and, who as well never bothered to sign up with selective service, and, is therefore, no doubt, on some list of undesirables somewhere in some vast storage facility run by people not much different than those who run your local government agencies, and, because of this fact, are even more of a threat to the study of slightly varying circumstances than you or I could ever imagine in our most paranoid delusions. So, because of this, I hesitate to give away any of my secrets, however, I can say that, yes, there is sinister character lurking behind those “cadmium curtains of truth”, it is, after all, “the nature of things”.
The President and Founder
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