The Illimitable Ocean of Inexplicability

Month: April, 2013

The Kate and I

Many of you recall fondly my last post in which I (without a doubt) proved that,
Catherine, The Duchess of Cambridge, and I shared many things in common, and, having done so one would not think I need post any more evidence, however, just recently (while catching up on her latest doings) I came across the following picture in which Kate is seen painting a picture which (if you are at all familiar with my work) bears a striking similarity to it.

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Kate paint

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a commitment to tell the truth

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I swear by [substitute Almighty God/Name of God (such as Allah) or the name of the holy scripture] that the evidence I shall give shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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I like waffles, though I rarely eat them, but, if I do eat them it is only in the morning. In fact, I can not recall ever eating them at any time past 10 a.m.. There have been times, when eating waffles, that I made use of syrup, although lately I seem to have lost the taste for it, and only use a small amount of butter to enhance the flavor of the waffle.

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Waffle for Breakfast

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The Golden Age of Video Arcade Games

What follows is an attempt to begin a project which from the first held little interest for me, but which I quite stubbornly pursued until I couldn’t take it anymore, and now have decided to expose others to it with the hope of removing its weight from about my neck.

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(1979-1983)

the (generally agreed upon) years of ‘The Golden Age’

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Sounds in an Arcade of the Golden Age

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Asteroids

Berzerk

Galaga

Pac-Man

Space Invaders

Tempest

missle command

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I tell you what

We were halfway through making the film before I discovered ‘How to Create a Shooting Schedule’ on eHow.

Baby

All about Kate!

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All about Kate!

Things Kate and I share in common

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Kate has a degree in Art History

I make things that could be called ‘Art’

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Kate was voted prettiest girl in her residence hall at St. Andrew’s

I believe it

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Kate has been seen buying groceries at her local Tesco supermarket

I can be seen buying groceries at my local Winco supermarket

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Kate sometimes rides a bicycle

I have filmed myself riding a bicycle

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Some guy made a painting of Kate people didn’t like

I have made paintings people didn’t like

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Kate is married to Prince William

I think she’s made a horrible mistake

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Finding out

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